Hints Allegations and Things Left Unsaid
Over the years my friends and I have said some pretty hilarious, stupid, and downright awful things to one another. Below you will find some quotes that you may have had to been there for, but they were damn good at the time.
Feel free to add any quotes that you find that maybe inspiring, funny, or even down right mean.
Joe - WOW, That actress is hot. Gary - Didn't you date an actress? Mike - Na, she was just a drama queen!
Great Spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediovre minds - Albert Einstein
GARY: "Stop playing with that or I'll tell my dad." MIKE: "You'll tell your dad, what are we six?" GARY: "What's the matter, jealous!"
Walking aimlessly through a store around Christmas time, Joe is frustrated that he can't find Mike a gift. Mike is distracted because his engagement and relationship of seven years recently ended - poorly. "Man, I don't know what to get you for Christmas," says Joe. Mike, seeing an item on endcap picks it up and tosses it to Joe. It's a jumbo box of advil. "Here," Mike says with a grunt. Joe looks at the box and considers it for a minute before placing it back on the shelf, "Nah, you got rid of your headache a few weeks ago." Uprorious laughter ensues.
"He who laughs last thinks slowest."
Bread makes me poop!
"Am I a people?" "No. You're a chicken." "Do chickens come from people?" "No. Chickens come from eggs." "Do people come from eggs?" "No. People are born." "Are eggs born?" "No----eggs are laid?" "Are people laid?" "Some are. Others are chicken."
"The bad things in life open your eyes to the good things you weren't paying attention to before."-Good Will Hunting
love is like pi, natural, irrational, and very important
Be not afraid of growing slowly, be afraid only of standing still. Chinese Proverb